Missionary (showing the Wordless Book): How is this book different from other books?...
There are no words, are there?
Child: Did someone pull them off??
Missionary: What are some things God created?
Child: He made the Ferris wheel!
Child to missionary: I remember you from 5-day club last year!!!
Child (complimenting us on the Wordless Book presentation): It was all good... except for the blood.
Child: Did God make drugs?
Missionary: How can you be cleaned up from your sin?
Child: By being baptized?
Missionary: What's the punishment for your sin?
Child: God has to spread apart from you
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