"I am so thirsty, I'm gonna walk out in the hall and attempt mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on that low-water-pressure drinking fountain."
"That flagpole sounds just like a railroad crossing."
"I'm pretty sure I can make the Warsaw Pact have something to do with the Hitler-Stalin pact. Just sayin'."
"That orange juice looks just like spring... I needed that."
"Wow, my document writer automatically fills in 'proletariat.' I just want to write 'professor'!"
"'User name or password is incorrect'? They're the same thing!"
"I should look back at that building fondly as I walk away, since I may never be there again. What am I saying, I still have finals!"
"Pregnancy brain. Except, I'm not pregnant."
"That flagpole sounds just like a railroad crossing."
"I'm pretty sure I can make the Warsaw Pact have something to do with the Hitler-Stalin pact. Just sayin'."
"That orange juice looks just like spring... I needed that."
"Wow, my document writer automatically fills in 'proletariat.' I just want to write 'professor'!"
"'User name or password is incorrect'? They're the same thing!"
"I should look back at that building fondly as I walk away, since I may never be there again. What am I saying, I still have finals!"
"Pregnancy brain. Except, I'm not pregnant."
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